Heer Raanjhe Se Boli
Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh
rahi hai.
Ajab si halat hai
Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana
khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine
kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke
baad.
Ankho me aansu
Ankho me aansu, chehre par hansi
hai,
Saanso me aahein, Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki, darwaje
mein ungli fansi hai.
Ishq hai to
Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone
chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona
chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki
chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona
chahiye.
Majnu marne wala hai
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
Majnu ne teen din tak khana nahi
khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar
mein,
Laila baithi hai sms free hone ke
intazar mein.
Sangeet ka taraana hua
Sangeet ka taraana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka mastaana hua,
Jaise hi gunghat uthaya,
Is duniya se ravana hua!

Eid to kab ki gayi
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz
kyun,
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab
ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa
roz kyun.
Baithe hain tere khayalon mein
Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Llikha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inam.
Yeh exam ke rishte
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote
hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary
hote hain.
LIC wale bhi
Arz kiya hai...
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton
baith k
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate
hain...
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur
chaar taang paoge.
Tumhari naam ki gazalein
Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par
likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab
amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Tajmahal
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ
hai.
Na Chemistry hoti na main...
Na chemistry hoti na main student
hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,
Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek
ladki,
Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,
Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas
thi,
Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi
sath thi,
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is
tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka
khumar,
Benzene sa hota tha uski presence
ka ehsaas,
Andhere mein hota tha radium ka
abhas,
Nazrein mili, reaction hua,
Kuchh is tarah love ka production
hua,
Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar
aise,
Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon
jaise,
Us din hamare test ka confirmation
hua,
Jab us ke daddy se hamara
introduction hua,
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal
pade,
Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium
bhadak uthe,
Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano
apni auqat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke
saath,
Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon
bhara beakar,
Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka
kadwa ghoont pee kar,
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam
chalta na tha,
Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa
kuchh jalta na tha.
Jise dil diya
Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim…
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali
gayi…
Hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana
chahiye,
Chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte
mein,
Ek baar to nahana chahiye.
Meri prem kahani
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb
ending tha,
meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb
ending tha…,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shadi tak
pending tha…!
Log ishq karte hain
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke
saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke
saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke
saath!

 

Marne pe hum dono ko
Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar
mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya
na mile.
Dhokha milta hai jab
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai.
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya
ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand
aa jati hai.
Mat kar mere dost
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se
mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein
dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti
hai.
Krishna ke kadmon pe
Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam
badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.
Pyaar Ka Insurance
Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium
bharwaya jata.
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska
claim to mil jata.
Lamha Lamha Karke
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar
jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya
jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata
lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal
tumhein saup diya jayega.

 

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke
saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke
saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke
saath!

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb
main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.
Mohabbat ke anjaam se
Mohabbat ke anjaam se darr rahein
hain,
Nighaon main aapni khoon bhar
rahein hain ,
Meri Jaan ko le udda hai koi,
Aur ham yahi bethe hue sher o
shayari kar rahein hain.
Shaadi ka pehla Saal
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin
thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar
aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend
se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon
mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho
jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar
aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah
chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka
hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota
tha..

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Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Poona Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo Itli Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

 

Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna

 

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone
tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai

 

Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Poona Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo Itli Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi

 

Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya

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so sweet is ur SMILE
so sweet is ur STYLE
so sweet is ur VOICE
so
sweet is ur EYE
see how sweetly I LIE!!

 

Dil ki gehrai me tum ho
raat ki tanhai me tum ho
bar bar tootati hai nind meri
KHATMAL si charpai me tum ho

 

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai

 

EID KA KITN PYARA NAZRANA MILA HAI
EIDI KE BADLEH FITRANA MILA HAI
DUSHMANO KO ZOR SE JAPHI PAAYEINGE
UNN KI PASLIYAN TODNE KA BAHANA MILA HAI

Water ke bin kabhi jee nahi sakte
Scooter ke bin kahin ja nahi sakte
Hal ab ye ho gaya hai cricket mein yaaro
ki yorker ke bin wicket le nahi sakte

 

Jo beet jaye use kal kehte hai.
jo aane wala hai use pal kehte hai.
mat kharidna aaise waise laptop.
jo sabse best hai use dell kehte hai.